I walked into the dining room one day to the scene below. I grabbed my camera, but didn't have time to adjust my settings before I needed to scold him. If you look closely, you'll see a baby wipe in his hand. He was coloring, then wiping it off, then coloring, then wiping. If only he had chosen one of our many washable markers :(.
I had a brave moment, and decided to take all three kids to the zoo by myself. It was a success, with no real catastrophe, and only one or two meltdowns. Because I was alone, I decided to leave my big camera at home, and only took pics with my phone.